blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via theabsenceofjay)

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

(Source: hiddlesy, via theabsenceofjay)

"Daddy."

A name for a nigga who hitting the pussy right. (via sexxxpensive)

(via shellshockandrade)

cueball-menace:

squidshavefeelingstoo:

youcanchoosefreedom:

merida-straighthair:

A wisp has appeared on your dash. Would you follow it to your fate?

WERD U FERLLER EYT TER YER FAIIIIIT

EEF YE HAD THUH CHENCE TA CHINGE YER FATE WOULDJER

AH WEESP HAS EPEERED OHN ME DAAAAAASH

(via sanosaurus)

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

(Source: allo-nsy, via sanosaurus)

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

(via ruinedchildhood)

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